i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
"are you ill? you don’t look that good"
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth